What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?